SJWs Enjoy Censorship Victory Over ‘Show Dogs’ Movie

Social Justice Warriors won a victory today against a movie featuring talking dogs and apparent “sexual molestation” and “pedophilia”… which was all, in my opinion, imagination and hysteria.

It wasn’t just our left-wing lunatic SJWs this time…oh no, they got some help from their holy roller puritan SJWs.

The fact that these two factions were successful in forcing a major motion picture to censor their movie, over something this absurd and ridiculous, is testimony only to the imbecility and weakness of our nation.

“Wont somebody think of the god damn children!”

The outrage started when some pearl-clutching bible-thumping social justice warrior wrote about the questionable movie scene in a blog called macaroni kid.

Her paranoid fear mongering fever dream about how liberal Hollywood is grooming our children to be ready for pedophilia was neatly written with “concern for the children” and quickly caught on with the whiny mob of social media.

I know what some of you are thinking… “but Hollywood IS brainwashing our children!”

Propaganda and political agenda have always been used in media, there’s no question about that… but if you think that a 3 minute comedic scene in a stupid movie is some grand Illuminati plot to prepare your children for acts of pedophilia, then congratulations, you’re a fucking moron.

It’s idiotic fantasy.

The #metoo crowd is up in arms about the anthropomorphized dog character getting groped by dog show judges because “the dog didn’t give expressed, written consent to have his balls fondled” and that’s going to make our kids think it’s okay to touch people without consent!

Give me a fucking break. Your adhd, ritalin warped kids aren’t going to remember that movie 20 minutes after they leave the theater and if they actually did remember the scene from that movie, do you really actually think it’s going to be successful in making them think pedophilia is normal??

That’s absolutely absurd considering we vehemently teach our children in schools that unwanted touching is not acceptable.

And hey, did you ever think of this? Maybe instead of rallying the social justice league against a movie, you could take some responsibility in educating your own damn children about the potential risks they may face in life?

Fuck it, just bubble-wrap an empty room and stick your kids in there until they’re 18 if you’re that paranoid. Or hey, maybe just don’t go see the movie?

I’m totally fine with parents warning each other and writing blogs about potentially bad movies with unwarranted PG ratings, totally fine with it… but when people get into this “ban everything I don’t like!” mode, well fuck them.

As for the high-horse religious fundamentalists who warrior against halloween, movies, video games and everything else in life, I don’t want to hear shit from you about your concern over pedophilia.

The church and organized religion is probably the biggest culprits of sexual abuse known to mankind (oh, sorry feminists, I mean “humynkind”)

If you want to knight up against pedophilia maybe you should shut down your own beloved church?… oh, you wont rest until some fucktarded, fictional movie is shut down or censored, but you’ll turn a blind eye to the actual rampant abuse going on in your own backyard?

Enjoy your victory social justice warriors.. and don’t stop there, I urge you to keep it up so we’ll all be living in a 1984 style dystopia where there are no movies, no video games, no rude language, no freedom of expression, nothing, just a good, clean, polite and pure fucking society to live in.

Ok, that last part was a little dramatic, but hey, you assholes started it. ūüėČ

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Read this Blog or We’ll Shoot this Dog

We have an escalating problem in America that requires immediate attention; we’re forgetting how to fucking laugh.

Don’t worry, we’re not actually going to kill the dog… this is an image taken from a 1973 issue of National Lampoon magazine, and its purpose is to illustrate a point.

There have always been advocacy groups, religious groups, cry baby groups etc. that have tried to stifle free expression in our nation. These groups wont be going away, and this article isn’t really directed towards them personally.

This article focuses more on the artists themselves and the growing acceptance that there is no longer an appropriate arena for dark humor.

Growing up in the 80’s and 90’s, I remember that the approach to rampant political correctness or puritan religious groups was almost always ‘fuck them, we’ll fight back and we’ll come out with shit to piss them off even more’.

That attitude has changed significantly as pointed out by veteran comedians such as Mel Brooks,¬†who stated that “political correctness is killing comedy”.

Political correctness isn’t killing comedy. It’s our collective willingness to accept political correctness as a viable force that is killing comedy. The artists, publishers, companies etc. who are bending to this madness is what is killing comedy.

Political correctness should be fueling comedy. This should be a golden age, a renaissance of dark humor, a revisiting of that attitude that we’re not going to bend to the whim of radical puritans who resolve to strip away our free expression and claim victory for the whiny, smug, intolerant authoritarians of our society.

Remember the ’94 Hart Bochner cinematic classic ‘PCU’? You know how easy it would be to do a remake of that movie in today’s climate? It would be epic.

Artists, however, are pulling away from ‘questionable’ material like this out of fear of backlash, out of fear they will reduce their careers to ruin.

The intellectual community, the artistic community, the liberal community, need to reanalyze the importance of comedy and remember that there is a distinguishable difference between the propagation of bigotry and the celebration of humor.

I assure you this is not a virtue signal, but rather an effort to illustrate the key difference between the two:

Racism is and has been for a long time one thing that I simply don’t like. When I was discussing the 1967 Mulford Act with a group of conservative gun rights advocates, I was surprised by their willingness to bend their ‘unwavering’ support for gun liberty when the objective was to disarm or hinder the gun rights of black people, as such was the focus of the 1967 Mulford Act.

To be fair, many conservatives and libertarians are against the Mulford act, but you’ll find people out there who are fairly comfortable with the idea of disarming black people.

This is a real political issue that requires a sober perspective and clear insight… far different from racial humor.

The social justice warriors of today think that there is no place for racial humor because it leads to these types of ‘macro-oppression’s’.

Bullocks. Racial humor is fuckin’ fantastic.

It’s a beautiful sight to see a black man and white man joke around with each other, derive humor from stereotypes and afterward smile, shake hands and drink a damn beer together like adults who are capable of not taking shit too seriously.

This happens all the time in the real world. It’s a scary and dangerous premise for a sheltered college regressive to understand, but I assure you it’s very common and most people don’t think it’s a huge deep-seated problem until you indoctrinate them with the idea that there’s malice involved.

It is perfectly reasonable to assess that someone who is not racist, not sexist, not homophobic can make racist sexist and homophobic jokes and keep it within the parameter of humor, Joan Rivers did it all the time. I would be daring enough to say that it’s a bonding experience moreso than a cause for a massive triggering.

The point is, we’re adults, we can handle making fun of each other. I can handle people making fun of me and my beliefs and what not and I am able to detect when there’s humor involved from an occasion where there’s malice intended. We have this ability, there’s no need to send comedy to the altar of sacrifice.

To my fellow artists and comedians out there, I implore, please stop giving in to this regressive pseudo-liberal orthodoxy and stand firm in your efforts to bring humor and delight to the world and stop worrying about offending a bunch of PC college thugs.

Remember what George Carlin said. “Political Correctness is America’s newest form of Intolerance”.

 

How to Prevent Your Son From Becoming a Cuck

What’s a Cuck? Well, ‘Cuck’ is derived from ‘Cuckold’, which is a man who allows his wife numerous sex partners because he is unable to physically, or otherwise, satisfy her.

Moving on.

Congratulations! You’ve recently had a son and like all Fathers (and Mothers too) you don’t want your son to grow up to be a little pussy who lets other men fuck his wife.

Here is the comprehensive guide to prevent that from happening

Elementary School

It’s a well known fact that public schools have been infiltrated by Marxists who want to indoctrinate and brainwash your children at an early age to ensure your child will be compatible with, and accepting to, a new communist revolution in America.

Their objective with young boys is to emasculate them and make them ashamed of anything remotely masculine. ¬†They’ll encourage them to destroy any conventional thinking that relies on normal, time-tested gender roles. In essence they want your boy to be a girl.

Fortunately for parents, with proper leadership they can surmount this egregious attempt at fucking your kid up.

They wont let your kindergartener play with toy guns at school, but luckily real guns are quite easily purchased and most shooting ranges wont care if you bring your 5 year old down to pop off a few rounds.

Your son should be properly introduced to firearms as early as possible. Nothing makes you feel more like a man than shooting the shit out of something.

By the time he’s 9 he should be at a ‘sniper’ level of shooting.

In order to stand a chance against the brainwashing, you have to teach your son that crying is for women, feelings are lame, and that while violence should be avoided, it should never be ruled out completely as a possible outcome.

For example, if you’re hiking through the forest with your 9 year old son and he spots a deer and says “oh, look how cute that deer is”… immediately go to your truck, grab your .30-30 Winchester and explain to your son that he’s not leaving until that deer is dead, cleaned, and in the back of your truck.

Now a lot of people (mostly liberal women) will think this is cruel and unnecessary to make a 9 year old boy kill something and gut it with a hunting knife… but they’ll be the ones who have cuckold sons; your son will grow up to be a KING.

Middle School

Uh oh, your son is at that age where he’s starting to notice girls. Hit the panic button! Right? ¬†Wrong.

Feminist losers will try to make your son feel guilty for looking at women, they’ll even call him a rapist if he looks at a woman’s cleavage for more than 3 seconds.

Fear not, we’re here to help.

A young man thinking that a woman is sexy is perfectly normal.  Never under any circumstances say or do anything to make him think otherwise.

If you walk into your son’s room and he’s looking at naked women on the internet don’t yell at him and ground him. Instead, tell him about the good sites like redtube and pornhub.

The minute you try to stop him or make him feel guilty is the very instant that you’ve confirmed everything that the feminist Marxists have been trying to brainwash him with for years. He’ll think that looking at naked women is perverted (it’s not, it’s normal), he’ll think that there’s something wrong with him and most likely turn into a cuck one day.

High School

If you’ve instilled discipline, morality and proper gender identification into your son over the past 14 years, then you’re almost home free.

At this point he should know how to be both a chivalrous gentleman as well as a savage beast. ¬†They are both necessary to the equilibrium of the male brain… compassion is just as important as aggression. Embrace it. Be a man.

By 14 he should know how to work and what work ethic is and have held at least one summer job. ¬†(It’s best to get boys doing physically demanding labor by age 8 to be sure they don’t cuckold one day.)

When he turns 16 make sure he gets his license and has a cool car. ¬†Do not buy him one of those gay hybrid energy efficient environmentally sound cars, buy him a gas-guzzling muscle car… the more it pollutes, the better. ¬†If you do it right the earth should be 3 degrees hotter from global warming after he’s done driving around 100 different girls by the time he hits college.

College

The best thing to do is to avoid college completely and get your son into a trade school or get him his CDL like a real man. It’s an expensive day-care center riddled with propagandists and Marxists.

But if college is the course of action you feel you must take, so be it. Make sure he hangs out with good lads who routinely reject feminist nonsense and know how to be real men. Make sure he goes to Frat parties, drinks ’til 9am, fuck tons of women and have little to no regard of the feelings of those around him.

Make sure he knows, if anyone calls him a ‘douche bag’ to take it as a compliment because they’re just jealous haters, and haters gonna hate.

Congratulations, your son has avoided becoming a cuckold. You’re welcome.

Social Justice Warriors are Nazis

We all see the “Social Justice” crowd explicitly demanding racial equality, but is that what they really want?

If you read between the lines they’re actually white supremacists trying to subliminally indoctrinate white superiority into the minds of would-be progressives to counteract any true progress being made towards a society that predominately houses non-racist beliefs.

You see, while it may seem like they’re attacking the “white man” and trying to divert or dismantle his alleged power, they’re actually reinforcing a very racist idea that he is superior.

It’s a false dichotomy; a double-think reverse psychology tactic— pretend that the white man is superior, make him the enemy, and therefore he becomes superior by proxy. This is their agenda.

It’s a big conspiracy led by covert National Socialist groups who operate from a secret base stationed on the moon.

Serious business here folks.  We have to stop these fascists.

Idiots Attempt Satirical Anti-SJW Blog; Fail Miserably

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In the grand tradition of so called “anti-social justice warriors” failing at satire and humor, the blog “I Love Social Justice Warriors” is no exception.

The writers of the “I Love Social Justice Warriors” blog are embarrassingly convinced of their ability to intellectually derive humor from cultural and societal extremes, but are in fact failing every day at it.

Lacking the ability to appreciate the severity of social issues and undermining the causes to rectify societal ills, they somehow believe they are being comical; which they are not.

Jokes are not funny.

Humor is merely a way to cloak partiality and indifference, and their attempted ‘punk rock’ satire isn’t fooling anyone; they are bigots.

We’ve reached a point in our human evolution where any attempts to mock or criticize the efforts of social justice advocates are indisputably counter-productive. This is observed through chronological examination of hundreds of years of cultural anthropology.

Attempting to masquerade as free-thinking classical liberals, (rather than the right-wing fascists that they are) they are confessional in their dishonesty; they want to destroy the social justice movement via failed humor.

Anyone who indulges in the ‘I Love Social Justice Warriors’ blogs are merely showcasing their appetite to spread fear, misunderstanding and bigotry.

You absolutely cannot be anything but a racist, misogynistic, homophobic bigot unless you are fully on board with progressive left-wing social justice.

If you are a self-proclaimed “Anti-Social Justice Warrior” you are a bigot and you belong in jail. Social Justice has the government and the law on our side and any attempts to thwart it will be met with swift retaliation.

Again, the writers at “I Love Social Justice Warriors” are pathetic bigots and all of their fans are too.

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SJW Realizes He’s Being a Fascist

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“Social Justice is important to me” Brai told us. “There was once a time in our American history where cops wouldn’t even file paper work on people who were beaten up for being gay. To me that’s unacceptable.”

Brai recently attended a campus protest to shut down a conservative speaker who was invited to his University. It dawned on him as he looked around the room and watched everyone chanting “Hey Hey, Ho Ho, this racist, homophobic scum bag’s got to go” over and over.

“We are being fascists” he said. “Sure, I don’t like the anti-homosexual commentary that is spewing out of his mouth on that stage, standing there in a position of authority while hundreds of students listen to him, but there has to be a better way to go about this. He has his right to freedom of speech too, right?”

Brai spoke with the organizers of the protest and offered his idea.

Big mistake.

The student council and protest organizers were livid and began shouting in his face that he was a nazi sympathizer and that anyone who supported freedom of speech were supporting hate speech.

“I think they acted ridiculously” he told us. “I will never stop fighting for social justice and equality, but I will do so with enlightenment, discussion, and education, not attempting to shut down everyone I disagree with.”

A reasonable idea we thought, but unfortunately Brai is now known among the social justice warrior crowd at his school as ‘Brai the Nazi Guy’.

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