How to Prevent Your Son From Becoming a Cuck

What’s a Cuck? Well, ‘Cuck’ is derived from ‘Cuckold’, which is a man who allows his wife numerous sex partners because he is unable to physically, or otherwise, satisfy her.

Moving on.

Congratulations! You’ve recently had a son and like all Fathers (and Mothers too) you don’t want your son to grow up to be a little pussy who lets other men fuck his wife.

Here is the comprehensive guide to prevent that from happening

Elementary School

It’s a well known fact that public schools have been infiltrated by Marxists who want to indoctrinate and brainwash your children at an early age to ensure your child will be compatible with, and accepting to, a new communist revolution in America.

Their objective with young boys is to emasculate them and make them ashamed of anything remotely masculine.  They’ll encourage them to destroy any conventional thinking that relies on normal, time-tested gender roles. In essence they want your boy to be a girl.

Fortunately for parents, with proper leadership they can surmount this egregious attempt at fucking your kid up.

They wont let your kindergartener play with toy guns at school, but luckily real guns are quite easily purchased and most shooting ranges wont care if you bring your 5 year old down to pop off a few rounds.

Your son should be properly introduced to firearms as early as possible. Nothing makes you feel more like a man than shooting the shit out of something.

By the time he’s 9 he should be at a ‘sniper’ level of shooting.

In order to stand a chance against the brainwashing, you have to teach your son that crying is for women, feelings are lame, and that while violence should be avoided, it should never be ruled out completely as a possible outcome.

For example, if you’re hiking through the forest with your 9 year old son and he spots a deer and says “oh, look how cute that deer is”… immediately go to your truck, grab your .30-30 Winchester and explain to your son that he’s not leaving until that deer is dead, cleaned, and in the back of your truck.

Now a lot of people (mostly liberal women) will think this is cruel and unnecessary to make a 9 year old boy kill something and gut it with a hunting knife… but they’ll be the ones who have cuckold sons; your son will grow up to be a KING.

Middle School

Uh oh, your son is at that age where he’s starting to notice girls. Hit the panic button! Right?  Wrong.

Feminist losers will try to make your son feel guilty for looking at women, they’ll even call him a rapist if he looks at a woman’s cleavage for more than 3 seconds.

Fear not, we’re here to help.

A young man thinking that a woman is sexy is perfectly normal.  Never under any circumstances say or do anything to make him think otherwise.

If you walk into your son’s room and he’s looking at naked women on the internet don’t yell at him and ground him. Instead, tell him about the good sites like redtube and pornhub.

The minute you try to stop him or make him feel guilty is the very instant that you’ve confirmed everything that the feminist Marxists have been trying to brainwash him with for years. He’ll think that looking at naked women is perverted (it’s not, it’s normal), he’ll think that there’s something wrong with him and most likely turn into a cuck one day.

High School

If you’ve instilled discipline, morality and proper gender identification into your son over the past 14 years, then you’re almost home free.

At this point he should know how to be both a chivalrous gentleman as well as a savage beast.  They are both necessary to the equilibrium of the male brain… compassion is just as important as aggression. Embrace it. Be a man.

By 14 he should know how to work and what work ethic is and have held at least one summer job.  (It’s best to get boys doing physically demanding labor by age 8 to be sure they don’t cuckold one day.)

When he turns 16 make sure he gets his license and has a cool car.  Do not buy him one of those gay hybrid energy efficient environmentally sound cars, buy him a gas-guzzling muscle car… the more it pollutes, the better.  If you do it right the earth should be 3 degrees hotter from global warming after he’s done driving around 100 different girls by the time he hits college.

College

The best thing to do is to avoid college completely and get your son into a trade school or get him his CDL like a real man. It’s an expensive day-care center riddled with propagandists and Marxists.

But if college is the course of action you feel you must take, so be it. Make sure he hangs out with good lads who routinely reject feminist nonsense and know how to be real men. Make sure he goes to Frat parties, drinks ’til 9am, fuck tons of women and have little to no regard of the feelings of those around him.

Make sure he knows, if anyone calls him a ‘douche bag’ to take it as a compliment because they’re just jealous haters, and haters gonna hate.

Congratulations, your son has avoided becoming a cuckold. You’re welcome.

White Knight Cuck Confused by Lack of Sex Life

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Like many of us, Jesse lacked the necessary physical upper-body strength, stamina and overall physique to participate in competitive sports like football in high school.

Unfortunately he also sucked at playing the guitar, was afraid to skateboard and the only time he ever drank a beer it gave him a tummy ache; so he was pretty much a social outcast.

Oh and he sucked at chess too, so all the nerds laughed at him as well, en passant.

Jesse struggled with his evident, tormenting and seemingly perpetual virginity. That is, until he started college and realized there may yet be hope with the previously undiscovered social trend of academia; politics.

“I started getting involved with social justice activism and I was able to meet and converse with like-minded individuals.” Jesse told us.  “My professors taught me about white privilege, racial bias, and how women and minorities in our society are treated as second-class citizens.”

Jesse had finally found a social order that would accept him, and more importantly it gave him access to females which was otherwise an implausibility.  Naturally, he ran with it.

“Like, I take this stuff seriously, if I hear anyone saying something racist, misogynistic, transphobic, sexist, islamaphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, or bigoted I’m gonna call them on their shit. I might even throw down!” Jesse added.

Despite being friend-zoned multiple times by his female comrades, our buddy Jesse didn’t give up hope. He began seeking the affection of a pretty young woman who attended his gender studies class. He was on a secret mission to win her over.

“This girl is amazing. She’s passionate about woman’s rights and social justice, and yeah, she’s just amazing. If anyone tried to insult her, they’d have me to deal with.”

Gwen, our lovely young aforementioned lady, however, had other plans. She started dating a guy named Chaz, who coincidentally was a star athlete with chiseled abs and bulging muscles.

Jesse was not happy. When asked how he felt, he told us:

“I seriously don’t get how a girl like Gwen could pick a douche bro like Chaz over me. He must have brainwashed her or something. I mean, I carry her books to class for her, I view her as an equal, I pay for her lunch almost every day because I know she only gets paid 77 cents for every dollar I make at the same job we work at, I stand up for her rights as a woman, I start her car and drive it up to the curb when it’s raining and cold, I’d do anything for her, I practically worship this girl. I really don’t understand how she ended up with that neanderthal jock and not me. I. JUST. DON’T. GET. IT.”

Jesse still hasn’t gotten laid, but we’re sure it will happen soon… I mean, women love guys like Jesse, right?

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