SJW Realizes He’s Being a Fascist

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“Social Justice is important to me” Brai told us. “There was once a time in our American history where cops wouldn’t even file paper work on people who were beaten up for being gay. To me that’s unacceptable.”

Brai recently attended a campus protest to shut down a conservative speaker who was invited to his University. It dawned on him as he looked around the room and watched everyone chanting “Hey Hey, Ho Ho, this racist, homophobic scum bag’s got to go” over and over.

“We are being fascists” he said. “Sure, I don’t like the anti-homosexual commentary that is spewing out of his mouth on that stage, standing there in a position of authority while hundreds of students listen to him, but there has to be a better way to go about this. He has his right to freedom of speech too, right?”

Brai spoke with the organizers of the protest and offered his idea.

Big mistake.

The student council and protest organizers were livid and began shouting in his face that he was a nazi sympathizer and that anyone who supported freedom of speech were supporting hate speech.

“I think they acted ridiculously” he told us. “I will never stop fighting for social justice and equality, but I will do so with enlightenment, discussion, and education, not attempting to shut down everyone I disagree with.”

A reasonable idea we thought, but unfortunately Brai is now known among the social justice warrior crowd at his school as ‘Brai the Nazi Guy’.

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Feminist Seeks Therapy After Laughing at Rape Joke

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Roxanne and her roommate decided to take a break from fighting the patriarchy and explaining things to people in a condescending manner with exaggerated vowel pronunciations to sit in their dorm room and chill for the night.

Becky, the roommate, was a little less politically correct than Roxanne and decided to put on a George Carlin’s stand up playlist on Youtube.

Roxanne thought Carlin was a bit too misogynistic for her, but since she had a fresh quart of Ben & Jerry’s organic almond milk chocolate ‘frozen dessert’, she decided not to complain this one time.

Besides, she had a lot of homework for her Gender Studies class to catch up on and at least it would make some good background noise, she thought.

The night was lax and all was well… until, that is, something happened that would totally shatter her entire perception of reality and how she viewed herself as a human being.

She heard George Carlin’s stand up comedy playing in the background to where he made a joke about Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd… and she laughed.

“I seriously cannot believe I laughed at a rape joke. I just seriously contributed to the perpetuating of rape culture, white privilege and the propagation of the fascist patriarchy. I am such a horrible person.” She cried.

Fearing that her careless laughter was the result of deep-seated conditioning perpetrated by a male-dominated, misogynistic society, she sought immediate help.

“I contacted the guidance counselor and scheduled a meeting right away, this is seriously not cool, I can’t even.”

A therapy dog was released by the school to Roxanne’s care to help her through this traumatizing event. She is expected to make a full recovery in about a year and half after she graduates and lives in the real world for a few days.

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