Bette Midler Wants to Bang Rand Paul

Bette Midler posted a rather telling tweet on twitter yesterday about Rand Paul.

At a cursory glance it may seem like she doesn’t like him, and she wants his neighbor to beat him up again…

In actuality it’s misdirected sexual frustration. You see, Rand Paul doesn’t want to have sexual intercourse with Bette Midler. I know I know,  he must be gay to turn down such a sexy old woman like her, but hey, we all have our preferences, right?

Apparently she doesn’t handle rejection well.  Poor old bag just needs some wind beneath her wings.

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