Bill never realized how easy it was to make his own sandwich. Since his wife (who had recently discovered how much of a feminist she was after years of abysmal servitude) refused to make him a sandwich on ‘International Women’s Day’, he was forced to learn.
“That shit is easy” he told us “It’s just two pieces of bread and you throw some crap in the middle and bada-bing-bada-boom you’re done.”
After discovering how easy it was, Bill started questioning his need to have a wife at all.
“What good is she for? I mean, if I gotta make my own sandwiches, why do I need her?” He debated with himself. “I mean, look at me, I’m a prized catch, I could be out there scoring 21 year old girls all the time.”
Bill made an excellent point. Being as athletic and handsome as he most certainly is, why should he settle for a wife who refuses to make him a damn sandwich?
Bill plans to call a divorce lawyer tomorrow, right after he makes himself a gnarly sandwich.